Wednesday, 27 February 2008

Meezer Rule Wednesday

If you happen to be a kitty with a health condition, and if you happen to hear your Beans talk about 'holidays' and 'catsitters', you must then proceed to do a sick-up all over the floor in front of them, this will quash any fancy ideas that they may have of going away on holiday and abandoning you for millions of months on end!!! (Meowmie: Er...3 days Storm...THREE days!)

I often get people landing on my blog who have done searches such as 'why does my cat vomit' or 'causes of cat vomitting' etc etc. So I decided to look this up too, just to see exactly how many things can make us vomit. I also thought it would be nice of me to create a short and concise list of the reasons so the people landing on my blog would easily find the information they were looking for:

Hairballs
Eating Problems
A change in diet
Food intolerance
Eating grass or plants
Eating food that has gone off
Eating rodents or lizards (DAISY - BE CAREFUL) or other foreign material.
Parasite problems
Parasite infestation medicines
Poisons
Toxic plants
Anti-freeze
Lead paints
Cleaning agents
Human medications
Coffee
Weed killer,
Fertilizers
Accidental over dosage of medications (MEOWMIE - BE CAREFUL!)
Colitis
Cancer (TELL ME ABOUT IT!!!)
Constipation (DITTO!!!)
Enteritis
Fungal Disease
Gastritis
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Obstruction
Tumours
Ulcers
Acidosis
Diabetes
Feline Hyperthyroidism
Hormone Imbalance
Kidney disease
Liver disease
Pancreatitis
Sepsis
Salmonella
Pyometra (infection of the uterus)
Abscess
Feline Urinary Syndrome
Heat Stroke
Motion Sickness

Well, for any Beans out there who were wondering what is making their cat vomit, I hope this narrows it down a bit for you!

I think meowmie is going to buy me some fresh catfish tonight - BRIBERY NO DOUBT so that I behave if she decides to go on holiday. Let's hope fresh catfish doesn't make me do sick-ups...dry catfish food sick is bad enough, the fresh stuff will be hideous!

26 comments:

The Meezers said...

getting sick is always a good way to lay a LOT of guilt on the beans so that even if they do go, they will not have a good time because they'll be worrying about you

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

That is very nice of you to put all of that info here to help people. I can't believe she's considering leaving you for SO LONG!!!

Kaze

Nermal, Nico, Virgil, and Maggie said...

Thank you for putting this list together! this is very helpful. 3 days is a long time! Our beans are still refraining from planning trips 'cause we always put a guilt trip on them, ehehehe!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

That is a very helpful list. Perhaps I will link to it from my blog as I get those search too. Maybe it's a Siamese thing...

Daisy said...

Many things can cause bomiting! Not just being bunged up.

Lux said...

Gosh, that's a big list!

Your mom will *miss you those three days!

Sunny's Mommy said...

Even if it is bribery, catfish is too yummy to pass up. Enjoy your catfish :-) I hope you don't get the sick ups afterwards.

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

That is a very helpful list. As for humans going on holiday, Slaves are not allowed to HAVE holidays. I put my paw down on this one.

Tamra Maew said...

Well this ends my career of stealing coffee sips! And I am ready to support your rally to keep mommy home, how can she even consider leaving you for THAT long!!!

Purrrs, Tamra

Princess said...

Oh Stormiekins.
I wish you could come over and be with me. Castle too. Your mommie shoud never leave you for a million days or three days. This is very bad.
You might want to vomit on her pillow!

wow, did I just say that?? How naughty of me :-D

Puurrrs and hugs to you and Castlepuff

~~Prinnie @-->---

Karen Jo said...

That is an excellent Meezer rule. That is quite a list of things that can make a cat vomit. I also hope that the yummy fresh catfish doesn't make you sick-up. Your Meowmie might need a gas mask to clean that up.

Jan said...

Are they really going to go away and leave you behind? That's not fair. You're the sick one. They should definitely take you along. You need a vacation too!

jans funny farm

Beethoven said...

That is a LOT OF causes!

snowforest said...

Fanks for a very helpful list ~ we fink the cause would be hairballs in our case!

Isis said...

You forgotted to put down "Morning Sickness" on your list! ;)

Purrs,
Isis

goldenshade said...

Us felines sure have finicky bellies. Wow. I do remember a mouse that didn't sit right that I left on a wee ones bed.

~Goldie

muffinmidi said...

I think your meowmie should take you both with her on vaction. It's only for three days;it would be an adventure for you both.
Good luck with the catfish. It smells bad enoug the first time around.

Moki said...

I agree with Muffinmidi, I think you should convience your beans to take you with them. I so have mine convienced to take me with them on their next vaction!

michico*Adan said...

You are very thoughful, Storm~!
If you write this list and they still can't understand that will be horrible~~~

Ariel said...

"Wow" that's a long list.I'm sure the Catfish is a bribe to yet maybe it will be yummy :)

The Cat Realm said...

Hahahahahahahaha - great list!!!! I hope she will not abandon you just when Emma moves over! And she should probably not travel in that storm either!!!!
Karl

HRH Yao-Lin said...

Here's another on to add to your list: toxic poo.

Specifically, Baby Mao's toxic poo. makes me gag every time.

Well done on the excellent slave abandonment deterrant technique. You really are a star! x

Christine and FAZ said...

Why do humans always want to go on 'holidays'? What's wrong with home? FAZ

Tiger Lily said...

That is a very long time for your meowmie to be gone. How was the catfish? Do you think it was a good enough bribe?

Parker said...

Our beans are leaving for a squillion years next week too!
---> 3 days Parker, 3 days!

Princess said...

Dear Stormiekins and Castlepuffpoos,
I hope both of you and your bean mom are doing well.
Enjoy the sunshine when you can
<3