...that don't tell the truth!
Doesn't go to Jamaica.
No evidence of butchers of effeminate men in this location.
Bleeding Heart Yard
No blood and no hearts in this location. Just dust and detrius.
Chalk Farm Road
A chalk farm??? Don't be absurb!
(Banksy used spray paint there anyway!)
Could not find any elves having an argument or stood in rows.
Hardly! Great big horrid postal depot there last time I looked!
Shoot Up Hill
No cowboys firing guns and no sign of Amy Winehouse playing with syringes either.
Lamb's Conduit Street
No lambs present and no sign of any conduits. But Rupert Everett does live there, so it should be called Rupert Street, however there is already a Rupert Street in London but I just bet no-one called Rupert lives on it!
Hmmm. Slightly truthful, it is a bit of a dump.
Nope, no mythical one-eyed creatues to be found here. Cyclops don't mew anyway, cats do though. Cat Mews hehehehe.
Katherine Wheel Alley
Could have been fun, but no Katherine Wheels whatsoever, not even a skyrocket.
Just a standard City of London lane, nothing to make you seethe as you enter it. Samuel Pepys used to work here, maybe he seethed - especially about the Fire of London?
Old Broad Street
No old broads anywhere!!!