Wednesday, 2 April 2008

Meezers Need New Home

If any of you know of a kind, loving, warm, dedicated, adoring, human with unconditional love to give to two Meezers then please let me know their details - I know of two beautiful Meezers that are currently living with a mean human who doesn't appear to love them very much at all, and the sooner we can get these two Meezers into a loving home the better. Here is a sorry tale of neglect which I am sure you will agree is unacceptable...

Last Wednesday night when the moon was high in the sky the bad human in question left the house with a big bag in her hands. Before she left she kissed the Meezers and said "See you soon - I will miss you so much" and then *pfffft* she was gone. The next day, as the sun was starting to fade and the moon was not far off returning, it became obvious that the two Meezers had been cruelly abandoned. The two Meezers hung their heads low and huddled against the radiator together, sad and alone and starving to death. But hark! What was that sound? It was the key in the front door and the lock was turning and the human had returned!!! But it was a different human! SCREEAAM! Quick hide! Under the sofa NOW!!!!

The two Meezers quivered under the sofa, barely able to breathe with fear...and then the new human reached under the sofa and pulled out the female Meezer and forced a tablet down her mouth. The male Meezer just sat by like a big fat useless chicken whilst his sister was man-handled by a stranger. Then the stranger tried to make friends with the two Meezers and put some food down for them and changed their litter-box. The male Meezer broke rank and fell for this bribery and headed over to the stranger for love and affection!!! The female Meezer sort of understood the male Meezer's desperate need for love and affection due to the absurd amount of time that they had now been left alone for...but there was no way she would show affection to anyone whilst she was feeling so abandoned. For the next two days this series of events repeated themselves, but by Day Three the female Meezer decided she would allow the new human to touch her and give her affection - afterall, the new human was kind and took good care of the two of them.

On Day Four, when the moon was fat and large in the sky, the lock turned again and this time it was the old Human - she had returned! She scooped up the two Meezers in her arms and squeezed them and kissed them and said sorry for going away to MOUSEHOLE without them...the two Meezers were confused, they thought they were going to MOUSEHOLE too....but no! The perfect sounding holiday for a cat and the Human goes alone...Can you believe it? Us neither.

Apparently, the following pictures are from Mousehole, not that we would know what Mousehole looks like, we'll just have to take our Human's word for it...!!!


I wonder if Meowmie felt guilty when she saw the name of the train taking her on holiday.


Mousehole was unsurprisingly a village full of cats...


...and birds...yummy!


Here is the harbour...



...and the mousehole-sized harbour entrance from which it is said the village gets its name.


Despite the neglect I was only sick twice whilst we were abandoned. I started having some tinned pumpkin yesterday to help with my constipation troubles - Meowmie had to mix it up with some organic chicken cat food so I would eat it. So I guess that's my exclusion diet out of the window. Meowmie figured that organic chicken cat food would be a better option than baby food (the UK stuff has onions in it) or regular cat food, the less additives the better. The catfish and tapioca food will remain the bulk of my diet obviously - the pumpkin/chicken mix will be a side dish so to speak! We'll just have to wait and see what happens now...if I am still being sick then Meowmie will have to think of another way to feed the pumpkin to me in case it is the chicken making me sick; and if I carry on getting constipated then we will go to the prepulsids. Oh, and if you are trying to find canned pumpkin in the UK you can buy it at Waitrose. Meowmie had a nightmare trying to find it, I guess it is more of an American thing. Here is the stuff I am eating...



Oh...did anyone see the report about the colony of flying penguins that has been discovered? This is too cute! Click on this link to see the video: FLYING PENGUINS

19 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh that was horrible that you were left so rudely. I hope you are getting more attention to make up for that.

Daisy said...

However could your mom leave and not take you and Castle? Especially when the train had your names on it!?!?

Okay, I have to admit: I am still trying to figure out if the flying penguins are for real or not. I do not think so. But I am not sure.

goldenshade said...

That was very rude indeed! Quite the injustice.

Princess said...

I am deeply saddened that your meowmie went away for such a long time and made you to suffer so bitterly.
Mousehole looks absolutely fantastic and beautiful. You should have been able to come along!!

the penguins... just wow.
I did not know they could fly.
hmmmm.
Mabye I can fly too. I should try.

I love you stormiekins. I am glad that your meowmie is back. Be sure to leave her some chocolates on her pillow as a gift of appreciation.

I will not meet my cutie brother until a another week or so... see how things go.
No hasty changes, you know.
We still miss caesar so much and Pierro is so much like him. A bigsoftie.

I dislike pumpkin. have your meowm place table spoonfuls on some wax paper on a baking sheet and freeze them. then put those frozen clumps in a zippie bag.
The pumpiekins gets kind of mouldy in a few days just sitting in the fridge.
I hear applesauce works well too

(((bighugs)))
purrrs always, Prinnie

Mickey said...

Oh what horror you two had being abandoned while your human lived it up in a lovely place like Mousehole!!!! I hope you are still making her pay dearly for that!!:)
We saw the penguin story on the news!! Silly beans ;)
Good luck with the pumpkin.
Purrs Mickey

Moki said...

Definately have your momma bean watch the amount of catfish she gives you. Fish is high in Phosphorus. It can lead to UTI.

rashbre said...

Mousehole is a great place to recharge the human for even better catcare. Remember to say Meowzul to show you (a) as a cat can pronounce it (b) speak Cornish too.

ps great pix

Parker said...

Oh Storm! How could she? I feel awful that you missed out on Mousehole - it really sounds like a place you should have been allowed to go to!
ps - I love pumpkin!

Tamra Maew said...

I had tears reading this story, poor you! At least she was reminded of her betrayal during her trip making sure it got spoiled a bit. Glad to hear you have survived the atrocity.

Purrrs, Tamra

Ramses said...

Storm tell your Mum that Applaws make an organic chicken food that's totally yummy and there's even one that's chicken and pumpkin! :) We have found a few places that stock Applaws now and My Mummy always stocks up when she goes to a cat show as she gets it cheaper there I hear. It's also available online so you're never more than a mouse click away from a supply of really yummy food! :)

Sunny's Mommy said...

I cannot believe she left you two alone like that! The horrors you endured! Why go to Mousehole to see Castle and cats, when she has that right at home?!

PS: I hope the pumpkin works for you.

HRH Yao-Lin said...

That story was tragic. Truly heart breaking. There isn't even a particularly happy ending - the human went to Mousehole without you and all you got was a lousy tin of pumpkin - not even from the wonderous place!

I have to ask, where exactly is Mousehole? Is it somewhere I should be familiar with? Please leave a comment on my blog, the only place I can think of that sounds like it is in Milton Keynes but they don't have harbours!

Good luck with the pumpkin, Mao and I tried it and found it very very good! x

Jan said...

Oh, the flying penguins video was so neat. Thanks for sharing it.

Your mom was very rude to go off and leave you two with a stranger while she went to mousehole to see other cats. No wonder you're looking for a new home.

But we think you'll forgive her and decide to stay where you are. After all, you're used to her strange ways. It would be hard to break in a new mom to suit your fancies.

Adan*Michico said...

Oah My God Poor dear~~~~
I want to hug you both very tight!!!!!

Lux said...

Mousehole looks like a really neat place - I'm so sorry you were abandoned and didn't get to see it!

Hugs,
Luxie

Chairman Mao said...

Oh Stormie, I'm sorry you and Castle missed yur mommy! We Ballicai don't like it when our beans go off, not efun fur an ofurnight!

And I'm glad yur tryin the canned punkin fur yur constipashun. Brainball eats baby food squash sometimes fur his, and it seems to help.

Mousehole sounds like it would be a purrfeckt place fur a cat to visit, hehehe!

Big kittyhuggies and purrs to you and Castle!

Mr. Echo said...

The same thing happend to us once! It wuz dredful. The way you told it wuz scairy.

felinesopher said...

nice to see ya again!

we love to hear your story here...

Meaouwy Troops are so glad now coz mommy coming back to home & dun forget to find out inside our brain & compare it with humans' brain, sneak peek at Felinesophy

Ariel said...

I am so sorry you were left alone.
The photos look wonderful.Now that shes back I hope you get alot of extra kisses and snuggles.