Saturday, 27 October 2007

Foughtful Friday!

Meowmie is very busy and unable to help me do a nice post so Ise just gonna post some questions for you to think about!

1) Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

3) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

4) Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom?

5) Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?

6) Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

8) Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

9) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

10) Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

11) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

12) What do people in China call their good quality plates?

13) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

14) What do you call male ballerinas?

15) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

16) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

17) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

18) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Have a lovely weekend - I'll try and pop in on everyone over the next few days - and for those Brit Bloggers, don't forget the clocks go back this weekend :) (Dont know if it does for anyone else to be honest!)


The Cat Realm said...

Wonderful!!!! The maid laughed out loud. Humans ARE a bit hard to understand, right?
How are you doing? Is the barfing gone? Hopefully, yes!
Has your Mom been to all those beaches???? That would make our maid a bit envious, she says....

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Those are really funny! Your mom is quite clever! we have to wait an extra week to set our clocks back because of some STUPID law that just started this year.


Saikou - Siamese and Oriental Cats and Kittens said...

Those are fantastic questions! I can't wait for you to write the answers down for us - you are going to, right?!!!

Daisy said...

My head is hurting trying to figure those things out. But I think I know one answer.

16) Q: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Answer: Testicles. Am I right?

The Crew said...

Very thought provoking Storm. That will give Mom something to think about while we're at Fat Eric's party tonight.

MaoMao said...

hehehe, that's a furry funny post, Stormie -- lots of good foodies for thought!

I taggied you fur a furry speshul meme which was started by Adan espeshully to let Miss Peach know how much she means to us.

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Anonymous said...

You know, I don't know the answers to those... hmm...

Rosemary B❤️ said...

Hey Stormie! These were very very funny.... now you got mom thinking all sorts of things.

I believe.... we set our clockies back next Saturday night. FINALLY after a bazillion years of having the kiddies wandering around in the darkest of nights for Halloween and many of them getting hurt by tripping on their costumes etc. they decided here in the US to "end daylight savings time" an week later, so now we are looking at November 4th.

WE hope all of you enjoy that extra hour of sleep!

HRH Yao-Lin said...

Those ARE brilliant Storm!!! the human is laughing out loud.